For a screwable object that bridges the gab between having sex with cars and having sex in cars, there's a classic little invention called the Original World Famous Auto Suck. Get our newsletter every Friday! The best part is the geometry. She doesn't need food or conversation. Most of those things, however, are way too big to fuck.
Probably, if you just fucked oatmeal.
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She doesn't need food or conversation. You are commenting using your WordPress. The hole in the mattress is the ultimate culmination of inanimate object sex humans can aspire too. On top of a pool table, because any flat surface will work. This Site Might Help You. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday.